18 Nov
2010
For some reason, people think I'm a big tech guy. I mean, I do like my toys and being up on the latest. But on a sliding scale for my age group, I'd think I'm about average. Still, to many that I know, they think of me as the techy-ist they know. Maybe it's my circle if friends/family? What surprises them most is when they learn about the non-tech aspects of my life. So for all your benefit, I have put together a list of things about me to prove that I'm not as tech as you think I am:
1. I no longer own a real computer - We used to own a Mac, but that broke. We also own a netbook that I used since the Mac was Wendy's, but I don't consider that a real computer (fine, a technicality). Between my work computer and our phones, we've just gotten by for a while without anything else.
2. I shave with 10 cent razor blades, a safety razor, badger hair brush and a brick of shaving soap - I owned an electric razor back in college, then downgraded to a Gillette after a while when the razor burn got too annoying. Then the cost of the replacement cartridges added up and I started stretching out the lifespan of the razor blades longer than dermitologically recommended. Old school shaving gives me a chance to slow down in the morning and the gear is much cheaper in the long run. I would really like a straight razor, but am working my way up (down?) to that.
3. My TV is still rear-projection - Yup. It's big. It's heavy. We own special furniture to hold it. And it's not LCD or Plasma. While we're at it, it's also under 40 inches so I don't even get size cred. TVs are still expensive and I think we overpaid for ours right when the good stuff peaked below ridiculous and into affordable.
4. I only work with one monitor - All of a sudden, all my co-workers dropped cash on a second monitor. Yes, they paid money so they could fit more work stuff in front of them, so they could do more work stuff at the same time, faster. A second monitor just wouldn't work for me. It takes up too much space; I like to keep as much real estate clear as I can. I also travel and move in-between offices too much to haul a monitor around.
5. I print those emails with the signatures that say "Please consider the environment when printing emails" (or something like that...I don't usually read that part) - Ok, this one will also go on my list of "I'm not as Green as you think I am". I just have a hard time concentrating on things I'm reading on screen. If I really need to focus on something I'm reading, I print it out. Hey, when I'm done, I recycle it. Or at least I think the shred company does.
6. I don't know code - Java, CSS, C++, UNIX, don't know it. I barely know HTML. Heck, add that to the list. If I were taking an "Are you a geek" online quiz, I would not get points for this one.
7. I still can't get my wireless printer to work - I can't get the drivers to install on the netbook. I can get it to work when I connect directly to it with my work laptop, but I still can't print wirelessly. Maybe if I owned a real computer?
8. I'm an accountant - Ok, this one is a cop out. Accountants can be techie. But, at least I'm not in a tech industry. Fine...my clients are in the tech industry, but let's not think about that. I'm still a pencil pushing, 10 key crunching, opinion writing, accountant.
So there you have it, a little more about me. As humorous as that may be. Now that I'm done drafting this blog post in the Evernote app (which syncs online and on my netbook and work computer) on my iPhone 4, I'll paste it into my Posterous app so it can push to my Posterous blog, which auto posts to my GoDaddy hosted josrbailey.com domain (re-directs from joerbailey.com too) and pushes to my Twitter and Facebook accounts...